bottoms up!

2006-07-27T01:28:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVnBEz2b6JQ&search=alonso%20interview

wow! hes so handsome, and his spanish sounds hot
even though i have no idea what hes saying ><
i just know the woman asked him sthg abt his girlfriend ):
hothot man (:

the amazing Y chromosome

2006-07-24T01:50:00.000+08:00

my family, with the exception of yours truly,
seems to love to exercise
as a result, my male cousins whenever they come over
always end up playing some sort of physical game
that involves pain and sweat on my part
with no seeming benefit.
and as it goes,
today was badminton day!
and it was, well actually a good exercise day as exercise days go
(this means that i was spared most part of the exercising)
but the best part was the extremely juvenile humour
of males in my family.

230706's joke of the day is as follows
cousin on seeing many stray cats: "why are there so many stray pussies?"
almost simultaneously,
cousin on seeing many shuttlecocks lying around: "why are there so many cocks?"
pause; laughter
look at me; "do you get it?"
pause; "haha, isnt it funny?!"

and they all seem to be strangely drawn
by the power of the double chin
its like this mystical object that theyve never seen before
(because they are all skinny asses)
and they respond in wonderment and awe to it. ><

and though some people might find
the humour and the cheek/chin pinching truly annoying
i really dont mind.
its like theyve grown on me or something
and i swear my life wouldnt be the same if my family
didnt have such great numbers of the, er, unfairer sex

2006-07-21T00:34:00.000+08:00

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Look ma! No hands!"

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

gee whiz how exciting!

zizou

2006-07-15T19:39:00.000+08:00

i think we all forgive him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkfw56UcEEY&search=zidane%20interview

woah he speaks french damn fast
then again, he IS french.
(and rather hot)

Welcome to the suck!

2006-07-14T01:28:00.000+08:00

On judging distances:
Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your dicks, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high!

i totally love jarhead <33

2006-07-09T22:24:00.000+08:00

i want an alien for christmas
bring me an alien this year
i want a little green guy, bout three feet high...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(bit early though)

2006-07-08T18:47:00.000+08:00

'What" will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

ah, just what i wanted...
paris hilton.
yeech.

2006-07-06T00:13:00.000+08:00

Dont be fooled by the rolls that i got
im still, im still ..... from the block
used to weigh a little, now i weigh a lot

2006-07-03T20:40:00.000+08:00

red and yellow and pink and green
orange and purple and blue
i can sing a rainbow
sing a rainbow
sing a rainbow
to you...

my gay moment of the week
is officially overrr, finitoed, done, kaput

2006-07-03T20:37:00.000+08:00

Your Inner European is Italian!

Passionate and colorful.You show the world what culture really is.

Who's" Your Inner European?

the only significance this has to me is
whether this means
that the italian men will lurve me
crapshite, i see the beginnings
of yet another blogthings addiction.
not good mes amies

2006-07-03T19:53:00.000+08:00

Your Fortune Is

Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

ooh, im trying to decipher this
seeing as the chances of me being
either an exotic dancer or a call girl
are highly unlikely...
maybe it means that being an exotic dancer
is better than being a call girl
but hey, why would i need
a fockin fortune cookie to tell me what i already know
cheat my feelings

2006-07-03T19:49:00.000+08:00

Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow

You're an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life.In life, you rather play than work. You're apt to quit any task that doesn't nourish your creativity and inner child.
Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant.If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They'll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

therefore, in the true nature of priya,
i totally blame my thus far luckless life
on the fact that i have no yellow underwear.
see, its so not my fault.
there was nothing i could do about it
(cept maybe get yellow underwear)

2006-06-18T18:24:00.000+08:00

you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
what you shouldnt do
is pick your friends' nose

2006-06-14T22:28:00.000+08:00

alonso scored a goal for spain
and priya is happy
(:

i feel so out of the football loop
cuz my father refused to install cable
for like a month
(and it was only 30 bucks!)
i want to cry.
because of my father, i have no football
and because of football, i have no friends
i officially hate the world cup.

rmun

2006-06-10T17:56:00.000+08:00

is over. and i miss csw!
we were like the smallest council
only 15 countries.
it was fun while it lasted though.
and im going to miss it.

well, here's to csw:
melanie, dilshaad, val, terence, thomasina, xue wei, jarren, john, ali, camilla, edmond, yuan kheng, germany and denmark (sorry i forgot your names)
and of course our moderators...
i gotta say,
we like our women very much thank you
(:

AD!

2006-06-07T20:58:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqHDVISamRU&search=adidas%20beckenbauer%20ad
check out my new favourite ad!
its the cutest thing ever...
adidas has pro ad people
i hope they all get a salary raise

2006-06-05T18:56:00.000+08:00

dang!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/spain/5030208.stm
(he looks like a garden gnome no?

this cannot be happening
the list of injuries is slowly growing
(alonso, del horno, huth, van der vaart, van bronckhorst, cocu, sneijder...)

and the world cup hasnt even STARTED!

2006-06-01T18:14:00.000+08:00

whoah!
its almost like the later into the night it gets
the more angstayyy i become

2006-06-01T01:26:00.000+08:00

"sometimes i dont know why
it doesnt even matter how hard you try"

it doesnt, it really doesnt.
i dont know why
but people dont understand me
i have never in my life tried to be sarcastic
never in my life tried to be condescending
but maybe i just come across that way

"i tried so hard,
And got so far
but in the end
it doesnt even matter"

its amazing really
stuff people said a long time ago can still hurt
and boy does it hurt bad when you hear it again
and this is not just stuff said to another person
its stuff put on the internet
for the whole fucking world to see
maybe sometimes its not me
maybe its just that people need to think
before they put REALLY hurtful stuff
on public display

"I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter"

Trust me
i have fallen
(if its possible to do so from sea level)

2006-05-31T23:04:00.000+08:00

i remember in pri6
prav and i had a favourite show
it was really dumb
but we loved it!
and they no longer show it on tv
... cuz it got replaced by a CARTOON version
after half a season. :(

i miss los luchadores oh so much!

The Priya Countdown

2006-05-31T12:43:00.000+08:00

1 more day of tv
5 more days of physics pt
25 more days of holiday
1 month and a bit more of partas
2 more months of ncc
1 more term of SAs
5 more months of 412
5 mnths 25 days more of being 15

7 more months of 2006

i have a feeling im going to miss it
(except maybe the SAs and PTs)

2006-05-31T11:16:00.000+08:00

... Standing in the pissing rain
Must be a drag

2006-05-30T20:12:00.000+08:00

... and i will try,
to fix you

of death and dying

2006-05-26T19:26:00.000+08:00

we were discussing death during math today.
and i realised that
dying scares the crap out of me.
actually, what scares me more than the dying
is that there might be noone at my funeral
worse part is, i'll never know ><
i think its pretty sad, that.
living your whole life
not meeting one person who'd care enough
to turn up at your funeral.

which is why everyone whould have enormously large families
so that the turnout will be large
(even though it might only be for the will reading...)
or like prav, take down all the weird numbers
that people write in toilets
and bus seats
and on walls
so you can have someone call them up
to attend your funeral...

but perhaps why its so scary
is because ive never known how to react.
it's a sensitive thing, death.
and sometimes people misunderstand your reaction.
so i tell you what,
If i die, (yes, i might somehow gain immortality in this lifetime)
and you're still alive and kicking
come to my funeral.
sing along with gusto
to you'll never walk alone
(that will be played by sherry on the erhu)
and pop
(once again, the erhu)
then go home and carry on with your life

i have a favour to ask though,
everytime you see a floundering turtle
just think of the priya
who you knew in secondary school...

[but for now, you're stuck with me for another 6 months...
the torture will soon be over. :)]

of careers in the world of interior design

2006-05-25T20:42:00.000+08:00

prav designed a room for me!
on the way home on the 105
well i cant draw it out but ill tell you the details
it contains the following:
main attraction - shag pad (2m above ground level, made of trampoline material)
permanent fixtures - airforce man and xabi alonso
liverpool fc shrine
coolioz four post bed (with rope ladder leading up to shag pad)
phallic shaped, 2m tall candles (for atmosphere apparently)
underground cellar with extra supplies of airforce man and alonso
cupboard (to contain clothes, "toys" >< and scented oil!?)
tv (placed under glass panel below floor)
surround sound

its pretty cool eh?
shes going to be even better than designer guys
(though thats not very hard, i must admit)

the rmun

2006-05-25T20:33:00.000+08:00

it was hilarious for a number of reasons
we saw someone who looked like
a carbon copy of prav.
And there were so many weird people coming up to us to make alliances
got pretty scary after a while
but all in all, it went okay lah
few mishaps here and there, but okay overall...
according to pris (o),
i sound like a cnn newscaster ><
oh, and last day is formal dinner and dance
and the theme is er RETRO!?!!
(no one wanted to follow my amazing idea of sticking one letter
each cuz theres 5 of us and 5 letters in retro)
:(
haha and me and pris saw mr bala and his wife
at the mrt station.

2006-05-14T13:21:00.000+08:00

The US Marine Corps silent drill platoon
brings new meaning to the word precision drill
its like amazing.
it sure as hell doesnt look easy.
its hard enough doing arms drills
and they do it without any timing,
a bayonet attachment
and all with perfect co-ordination.
awesome i tell you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcEqhW9MffU&search=marines%20drill

FA cup winners 2006

2006-05-14T12:35:00.000+08:00

West Ham 3 - 3 liverpool

Penalty shootout
West ham 1 - 3 liverpool
booyeah to reina!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrZwA1k0SE&search=fa%20cup%20final%20west%20ham%20liverpool%20cup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTY1XaCfOI&search=fa%20cup%20final%20west%20ham%20liverpool%20cup

and the man says...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Msm8IT-rk&search=fa%20cup%20final%20west%20ham%20liverpool

what a game!

2006-05-06T23:39:00.000+08:00

i think that its very disconcerting
that some of the candidates voted in
make their victory speech in chinese.
last time i heard, we were a multicultural society.

not an issue or anything
just struck me as odd.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

2006-05-03T22:10:00.000+08:00

to becks (english football captain, not beer)
who was born on 020575

to shuning, who was born 15 and 1/365 years later

and to fabregas, who looks like chicken shit
but is the love of shunings life
and apparently only born hours after her
(this is only possible in some warped parallel universe)

the long and treacherous 2.4km run

2006-05-03T22:02:00.000+08:00

2.4 km runs are extremely exciting for me
they mark th one day in the entire year
that i actually exercise
and theyre really fun.

see im a really sloooow runner
and therefore, all my caring friends and pltnmts
inevitably end up running with me to tell me to
shift my lard bottom across the track
(well, maybe not in such crude language
but with the same meaning essentially)
and this makes the 6 rounds
exciting and enjoyable.
especially when you pass a prav
who promises you ice lollies
and a james ong who goes
eh priya, ncc right!? cavemangrunt(x3)

yup, so thank you!
to: jingli, who is a lovely girl (esp cuz she has the exact same earrings as me:))
pltnmts!!! who make up my loveable entourage! <3
and my new personal cheerleaders, prav and james ong
for making what would have been a hateful
and disgustingly painful journey round the track
very much enjoyable!
<33

2006-05-02T00:42:00.000+08:00

and of course once you do one,
you end up doing another

Your Irish Name Is...

Izett Dunne

What's" your Irish Name?

...and another

Your Japanese Name Is...

Taka Kobayashi

What's" your Japanese Name?

and, yup... another

Your Monster Profile

Cursed Fiend
You Feast On: Tofu
You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields
You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers

What's" Your Monster Name?

TOFU!

2006-05-02T00:34:00.000+08:00

after all my mass consumption of ben and jerry's
over the loooong week-end
i felt that this would be rather appropriate

You Are Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

Truthfully, you're too spazzy to be chunky - you cheeky monkey!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

they should spell it chunky munky!
i guess theyre right
im really chunky
and yeah, in case you havent noticed,
i pretty much resemble a monkey.
not bad eh, these quizzes?

AD!

2006-04-30T16:59:00.000+08:00

for SALE!
1 Priya, who's parents dont want her anymore
only $9.99
comes with 3 sets of clothes: casual, school and military.
food and water not included

lfc 3-1 aston villa

2006-04-30T16:57:00.000+08:00

and gerrards goal was tres magnifique
as the french would say

2006-04-28T19:46:00.000+08:00

everydays a new day they say
and i totally agree!
chem pts over!
we got all our distances after much tyco-ing.
peistick says the stupid bird shitting on my head
brought us good luck.
now all i need to do is write the stupid report!

and 412 got 2nd for class deco
im so proud of our class
we somehow always pull together
even if its the last minute.
thanks to EVERYONE who came down for class deco
or helped in one way or another
lorraine and priya LOVE you!
"now all we need to do is maintain it" -- ms chng.

oh, rgtt b-div won champs!
the deciding match was freaking scary
its super fun cheering with rj
and 412 <3s yinghuii!

2006-04-28T00:43:00.000+08:00

gotta ask yourself the question
where are you now?

me, im in the computer room
listening to wisemen.
seriously
instead of being at aa!
all cuz i got locked out...

Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.

lfc 2-1 chelsea

2006-04-23T12:14:00.000+08:00

FA cup final baby! :))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7uCDA8yOU&search=fa%20cup%202006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63UuMZXlWzo&search=fa%20cup%202006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlTlHd9KK40&search=fa%20cup%202006
YNWA

WANTED:

2006-04-22T20:00:00.000+08:00

bridge (the one involving cards) trainer!
so that i can join bridge club,
the cca of my choice in jc

AD:

2006-04-22T19:51:00.000+08:00

TRAINER (as in personal trainer, not shoe) AVAILABLE!
event: ironman race
(you know, the really easy one where you swim 3.8 , cycle 100+ and run 42 km)
trained under The Master

For further information,
please visit
http://vnews.ironmanlive.com/
and if you want to be an ironman, call
1800-ironman.

2006-04-22T19:42:00.000+08:00

i think that my partas are tres adorable!
they have invented three new days, which
IMHO should be declared national holidays.
milo day, lollipop day (which falls on good fri) and m&m day!

lol. :D

liverpool 1-0 blackburn

2006-04-18T22:47:00.000+08:00

fowler, baby!
3 goals in as many matches.
hes the man, i say.

and alonsos not sissy,
he got booked. ><

boob here, boob there, boob everywhere

2006-04-18T22:34:00.000+08:00

my boobs are officially saggy!
and im only 15, can you imagine my boobs during middle age?
to quote memoirs of a geisha,
ill probably be able to swign them over my shoulder
(maybe even use them to touch my toes) :(
its disturbing really

therefore, we have to remedy this situation, my boobs and i!
(i say this because they have a life of their own)
and after much questioning and analysis, the choices have been narrowed down:
.start wearing proper bras
.stand on my head for 10 mins everyday
.lose a hell of a lot of weight (with my lack of self control, this is possible, but not practical)
.get boob reduction

till then i just have to put up with
my dear old friends and
never do jumping jacks
i swear, whoever said
"we must... improve our bust" is a certified idiot

lfc 1-0 bolton

2006-04-11T00:02:00.000+08:00

fowler!
haha, what a brilliant birthday present
happy 31st old chap!

2006-04-09T19:18:00.000+08:00

eenymeenymineymo
catch the spider on the wall
if you do, let it go
eenymeenymineymo

happy birthday to youu and me!

2006-04-04T01:40:00.000+08:00

O!M!F!G!
xabi alonso has the same birthday as,
ME! :D
it just never really processed till now
25/11/1981 is 25th november
wahahaha! talk about coincidences...
today is the bestestest day of my life
<333!
boops, baby, boops! :)))

liverpool 2 - 0 westbrom

2006-04-02T23:56:00.000+08:00

fowler 7th minute
who has now surpassed dalglish's record
brilliant eh?

the milo cheer of the partas

2006-04-02T23:52:00.000+08:00

...
give us milo, we behave
tomorrow we be good partas!
:)

btc is over! im dead tired
AND my ss pt is unfinished
ah vell, whats new?
as meera says,
badabong!
byebye world...

2006-04-02T23:00:00.000+08:00

the following is courtesy of sherry seah kim lay
who now sits behind me :)

t("_t)

(hes flippin' you off) xD

merseyside derbys

2006-03-26T01:20:00.000+08:00

Liverpool 3 - 1Everton

as predicted, brilliant number of bookings
10 yellows and 2 reds to be exact

stevie g, our good ol skipper,
was sent off after 18 mins.
hey they still won.

and alonso was man-of-the-match. ((:

good stuff i must say

brudders

2006-03-24T23:32:00.000+08:00

alonso has a brother!
who plays in real sociedad.
(his brother doesnt have such a huge conk):

mikel and xabi (:

they're back!

2006-03-23T21:34:00.000+08:00

lfc vs fulham 5-1
lfc vs newcaste 3-1
lfc vs birmingham 7-0

as they say,
you'll never walk alone

cockanaden!

2006-03-23T21:26:00.000+08:00

i have NO idea what it means
but it features highly
in the rsaf.

haha, sc was stuppid
but F-16s are prettay!
oh and mr ho suddenly turned around
and started laughing at me
rather odd i must say.
but class deco was super FUN
i swear the 105 gives you a tour of spore
and we finished the school printer ink :/
(our sins are undiscovered as yet)
and people whitewashed with their hands
<3 you guys!
thats about it really

so to all you handsome buggers and blur cocks out there,
COCKANADEN and so long chaps!

2006-03-19T13:17:00.000+08:00

further use of carnal knowledge

its amazing the acronyms the military comes up with.

and lady luck has decided to smile

2006-03-17T21:35:00.000+08:00

just when you thought it couldnt get worse than
being kicked out of the champs league
when you happen to be the defending champs
they go lose to arse(nal) in the next few days
and on top of that
dear old alonso gets red carded :ah well, they do say that
bad luck comes in threes

but well the thwacking of fulham,
5-1
more than made up for it.
so even though dear alonsos banned
for quite some time.
i gotta say, lfcs baaack!
even if it is only for one match

hey, life doesnt seem so bad right now

i miss the man

2006-03-13T11:19:00.000+08:00

the great internet cockup

2006-03-13T11:13:00.000+08:00

which is the underlying reason for
my disappearance from the internet world

liverpools out of champs league
and to all manutd fans,
i feel the same pain that you felt not so long ago
:/ ben-bloody-fica

2006-02-25T18:23:00.000+08:00

R.I.P
mr. s. rajaratnam
1915 - 2006

i might not have known him all that well
but from what people say,
he was a great chap.
and we'll miss him

1-0

2006-02-19T12:12:00.000+08:00

85 year track record broken.
(good on crouchy!)
poor alan smith broke his leg
AND dislocated his ankle. :(

this one's for meera

2006-02-16T18:24:00.000+08:00

i remember when i found out about chemistry
it was a long long way from here
i was old enough to want it
but younger than i wanted to be
suddenly my mission was clear.

so for a while i conducted experiments
and i was amazed at the things i learnt
from the fine fine girl
with nothing but good intentions
and a bad tendency to get burnt

(>< it's rather ugly)

dont stress la
you debased bra.
<3!

(cuz these chicks don't even know) THE NAME OF MY BAND

2006-02-16T00:17:00.000+08:00

meera, prav!

Your Band Name is:

The Heterophobic Weiners

Band Name Generator

so our band (yeah, the one where meera plays drums and sings,
prav does all three guitars, keyboard, and sings
and priya plays the tambourine)
is now called The Heterophobic Weiners. (:

2006-02-16T00:10:00.000+08:00

http://www.offthewrist.com/frenzy/index.jsp?gameId=0

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!

2006-02-15T22:43:00.000+08:00

cuz i've been told
that salvation lets their wings unfold
so when i'm lying in my bed,
thoughts running through my head
and i feel love is dead

i'm loving angels instead

(barfeeta and prigya have sold their souls to the evil 502.
byebye 105 and clementi lunch trips. ): )

2006-02-14T18:26:00.000+08:00

happy valentine's day!
have lotsa hot sex
but be responsible
and don't forget the durex

... talk abt free advertisements :)

2006-02-12T14:35:00.000+08:00

valentine's day being just around the corner,
i would like to dedicate my love to these three men
who helped in the ultimate massacre of chelsea.

fabio rochemback.

yakubu

and stewart downing.

thank you! ((:

2006-02-11T23:01:00.000+08:00

meera within hearing range of our honourable principal
"what if your mother calls me and says my daughter's a prostitue?"

:)

2-0

2006-02-06T19:40:00.000+08:00

i.hate.chelsea.
and their russian money.
what.the.hell.is.going.on with liverpool?

ah well, you'll still never walk alone.

2006-02-02T17:04:00.000+08:00

they say at anfield
that god plays in the no 11 jersey

the sad story encapsulating
88th minute own goals and disallowed injury time goals

2006-01-30T02:05:00.000+08:00

hong bao zai na li?

chinese new year

2006-01-27T20:53:00.000+08:00

the first thing that one thinks about
(especially if youre non-chinese)
at the mention of CNY
is the loong holiday.
and this year's just brilliant. four whole days!
and even though that might mean more homework
its still four schoolless days.
and that, my friends,
means that i dont have to haul my arse out of bed
before even the sun has come up and drag it to school.
(or rather, plonk it in the nissan and be dragged to school)

but before the holiday of course, are the celebrations
and usually every year, i look forward to them
about as much as i do to eating vegetables.
nono, eating spinach :((
but this year? we were doing the lion dance.

i guess it went okay as lion dances go
a few mistakes here and there
and we didnt manage to get the last jump,
but for one month of praccing, pretty good i must say!
good on you pltnmts!
(heh, im gonna miss liondance trngs. our shifu was nice! :)

oh and ex ex sec fours
and ex sec fours came back :D

but after that went bag shopping with meera and peistick
so fun!
esp when you go to roxy shops
where they have shorts the size of my fathers hankies!
and of course you end up not buying anything lah
(except a camou mr x in the case of meera)
and i didnt have to leave for piano
cuz my teachers in hospital delivering her baby!
(:

alrighty then,
have a great cny and rmbr to watch lots of tv!

the centenary

2006-01-25T23:46:00.000+08:00

is centenary spelt that way?
ah well, what i meant to say was
my HUNDREDTH post.
this is a momentous occasion
so lets take a moment to savour it eh?

alrighty then, all savoured (?)
so then, seeing as this is an important post,
i shall dedicate it to all the people who have made
(as the cancer ad says)
my life worth the living (:

To:
mummy
grandma
platoonmates! ((:
every single 412-er, esp. meera
(who's not talking to me. or maybe she is. ill have to ask her to make sure)
and our wonderful sitting at back grp of six!
(peistick, peera, pris, peien and poan)
oh and prav!
and er xabi alonso xD
and well basically everyone whos been nice to me at any point of time in my life.

well, everything you guys have done makes up for
all the shite that happens now and then.
and im really thankful to have each and everyone of you guys in my life
(eeyer, so emo!)
anyways yeah, just love all you chaps lotslots! <33

oh and yeah, happy cny
or rather, gong xi fa cai
(hong bao na lai)

2006-01-20T20:00:00.000+08:00

Let me be the one you call
If you jump
I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone.

crash and burn --savage garden

everyone's entitled to one rant per quarter annum, here's mine

2006-01-18T18:24:00.000+08:00

so that's it i guess
what took ages to build
and become what it is today
and all it took to crumble
was two bloody days
and one stupid sir's statement.
bloody hell.
throw their face, see if i give shit.
they throw our face, our unit's face.
it's a matter of pride, of legacy left behind.
it wasnt even created by them
for them to have any right to destroy
"rgs got no more standard"...
never thought id hear that statement in this lifetime
they made us hear it while we were still in ncc.

theres nothing more wonderful than birthdays

2006-01-17T22:29:00.000+08:00

happy belated birthday to pei en.
who is my wonderful seat partner
and loves chromatography.
maybe you can start a chromatography store man.

and happy birthday, yinghui!
Now you can watch all sorts of beyoootiful sexy steamy scenes
with orlando bloom in them
(though i still have no idea absolutement what you see in him)
but to each his own eh?
and maybe this year
you might get a growth spurt in certain (ahemahem) areas.
good luck with that. (:

oh and advanced by one day happy birthday to poan (or was it joaj?).
who is distraught
that she will be old enough to be tried in adult court
ah well, you can just do your hair examining and laughing thing
(convincingly psychopathic methinks.)
so it's all good.

alrighty then
birthday wishes all done
so ill shiftify my arse

well, no one said i could prioritise

2006-01-16T21:25:00.000+08:00

i decorated my notebook
and now its beyootiful!
(its got alonso all over.)
took so super LONG
but its okay cuz
i luvvit!
hehe xD

and as they say, you'll never walk alone.
i promise ((:

guns dont kill people, roman does

2006-01-15T19:47:00.000+08:00

guns don`t kill people
roman does
he signs every player for 100 million plus
its a fact he wastes peoples careers
like the chelsea bench being warmed by wright phiilips rear.
michael essien was just a waste of money
his tackling and agression just aren't funny
so remember kids
no ones killed on the pitch
the only one who kills is abromavich

--letshereitfernando (from the bbc liverpool board)

ah the lessons of life

2006-01-15T19:06:00.000+08:00

5 things that i have learnt today

1. Never enter a place where the majority is made up of middle aged people
2. When you get yelled at, (especially if the yeller is a pissed off father whose baby's pram you have just pushed over) stick your legs together or you will start pissing your pants
3. Do not try to talk sense to aforementioned middle aged man and trying-to-be-macho friend
4. Don't ever smile. EVER. if your face just looks like it belongs on the smiling buddha (as is the case with certain people), hide it!
5. You know what? underlying lesson is: just don't hang around boat quay during daytime. (staying at home, eating pop tarts and growing fat is the direction in which you should take your life.)

2006-01-12T20:22:00.000+08:00

"Last week I ate a 5th Avenue bar on 5th Avenue while little kids eating Snickers bars snickered at me. It was probably that whole 'irony' thing." — John Gephart"

The trouble with snowmen

2006-01-12T19:50:00.000+08:00

'The trouble with snowmen,
'Said my father one year
'They are no sooner madethan they just disappear.

I'll build you a snowman
And I'll build it to last
Add sand and cement
And then have it cast.

And so every winter,
'He went on to explain
'You shall have a snowman
Be it sunshine or rain.

'And that snowman still stands
Though my father is gone
Out there in the garden
Like an unmarked gravestone.

Staring up at the house
Gross and misshapen
As if waiting for something
Bad to happen.

For as the years pass
And I grow older
When summers seem short
And winters colder.

The snowmen I envy
As I watch children play
Are the ones that are made
And then fade away.

Roger McGough

if only we were icecream stick tower builders

2006-01-12T17:32:00.000+08:00

cle lesson was fun today
we built towers out of ice cream sticks.
and it's just really amazing
how fun these things that you did in like kindergarten
still make you high.
of course it helps that our class has
super fun people in it
that are so different that its just fun no matter who you work with.
but anyways,
the number of sexual innuendos that surface
while taping ice cream sticks together is just amazing.

but moving on, our tower was called the leaning tower of priya
cuz it was long necked, fat bottomed, had a saggy bit near the chin...
and of course the required small head :)
anyways yes, it was a piece of art
(only cuz somehow joan crapped out somethig
about it being the sensual image of a woman.)
but still B E A yootiful (in the words of chip from the amazing race) in our eyes
i tell you, work of such high calibre belongs in the louvre
all in all a very fulfilling cle lesson i must say.

and before i forget, i also learnt something else today
well ive been trying to for the past 15 years of my life
but somehow my brain just refuses
to keep up with the speed of my mouth.
i just hope that someday,
i stop acting like a brainless turkey
and instead think before i open any orifice
(and as they say, it doesnt really matter which one
cuz shit flows out both)
well we'll all wait patiently for that day eh?

till then, dont take anything i say to heart
and if im being a dumbfuck (or a fucktard, or a fucktupous or even a fuckaninny.)
tell me (verbally or otherwise, whichever is more convenient)
it would be much appreciated.

but anyways, it's time to go look
upon the wonderful face of xavier alonso
and respond with wonderment and awe.
tata lads!

and they all went back

2006-01-08T13:35:00.000+08:00

to school.
sighs, it's only been the first week.
that too only four days
and im tired out already.
lion dance is bloody tiring
especially if youre the glorified lion
poor zerui, she has to like jump jump everywhere
and the instructor HATES me
always yelling like theres no tomorrow
and i cant even tell him to get stuffed
cuz he doesnt bloody understand english
and for those who dont realise,
it's awfully torturous being yelled at in a foreign language
(youre like looking blankly, going urh,
i quote unquote meera, "me no comprendo amigo")

haha, i gained weight AND shrunk again
im going to end up looking like a giant dumpling
ah well, big news that is.
anyways we've got cool teachers.
cept for some who lecture about
the principles behind wanting to eat
and it's apparently related to a criminal breach of trust
!?

anyways, i still have to do my chem
so ill scram then.

its resolution time...

2006-01-01T19:00:00.000+08:00

blahhhhhh.
eet ees officially lets make resolutions that we are bound to forget
three months into the year time!
(whoopdeedoo!)
let's get on with it then

RESO-bloody-LUTIONS
1. stop being a first class grumpypants
2. put that mystical thing called time management to use
3. get rid of the disgusting and weirdly placed lard lumps that make up my body
4. finish my homework. perhaps even finish it at home.
5. listen during classes instead of illustrating my various worksheets or dreaming
6. practise piano till my playing sounds more musical than just random thwackings
(ooh that one's gonna be hard)
7. uh get a life? (okay who am i kidding. i like my sedentary life)

i can tell that this year's gonna be one heck of a long one.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2006-01-01T13:23:00.000+08:00

haha. helllloo 2006!
so i gotta say,
me trying to be happy on the 31st
didnt really work out all that great
i was back to my old grumpy pants self
by 2030 hrs.
haha, but it was still good as new year's days go.
(i got pinkkkkk stickers! lol)
but yea, i decided that i suck like crap
at people relations (or is it public relations)
seriously, when im in front of people that i dont see all that often
its like an endless flow of verbal diarrhoea.
haha
kinda boring this year though
and i was sitting there,
wondering whether i was slowly ageing.
in the words of the beastie boys,
"you gotta fight, for your right, to paaaaaaaarty!!!"
anyways, yea, so we should all get drunk blind next time...
heh who am i kidding
ill probably be too scared to die of alcohol overdose or sthg
anyways, i gotta toodle off to do my chem
which i havent LOOKED at
so chins up people and byebye!

PS lfc vs westbrom 1-0 :)

tis the season

2005-12-28T01:32:00.000+08:00

to be jolly.
or so they say
somehow, everytime xmas is round the corner
i decline further and further into depression.
i mean there has not been one new year
where i have been happy.
and this is NOT because im
always a cranky moody sod
(regardless of the majority opinion)
i mean. christmas, new year and all,
GREAT!
but it just means that theres one more day
till school opens, and the shit floods back.

it's always rushed;
the week right before school that is.
and me being the er, sedentary (that's putting it nicely)
person (once again euphemisms at work) that i am,
HATE IT
with a fricking vengeance

but you know what.
ill give the whole, its a NEW year,
everything's gonna be better thing
another chance.
Try my hardest to get
what everyones so happy about.
(i still maintain that its the alcohol
that creates the general happy atmosphere)
three more days to the big day and
toodle-oo till then

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

2005-12-25T00:55:00.001+08:00

*
^
^^^
^^^^^
^^^^^^^
""
okay thats supposed to look like a christmas tree. ><

chalet!

2005-12-21T23:47:00.000+08:00

chalet 2005 is over.
its really sad, cuz that was the last time
well ever get to talkTALK to our seniors kinda thing
but theres a sense of relief
cuz theres SO many things that coulda gone wrong
but they didnt so its okay in a way
1st day of chalet was just normal i guess
slacked around, made lots of prezzies and ate ALOT of chips.
(looks pointedly at ge and sn)
and meera, i didnt even watch that much tv!
and 313 was having their class chalet
[thanks for the coke btw! (:]
oh and shauna was there! so many people. heh
yeah then we walked around and it was reeeeeally dark
and we were all scared, so we decided to come up with this battle stance thingy
we're pro kay! (ask joey! as in the rgs, not actor, one)
anyways yarr, we zonked out
until zerui woke up in the middle of the night
and yelled SHUT UP to some malay guys who were making lots of noise
super funny

2nd day:
just slummed around until everyone came
then we just slummed around more.
and part as bought LOTS of chrysanthemum tea
like ALOT.
anyways, yunzhi CAME! lovelove her
and we barbecued lots of stuff (it was good! haha.)
there was like ash all over
and it really looked like dandruff. (:
anyways yeah, so it was nice la
and skits and all were funnny and prezzies were PRETTY
(that reminds me, i left mine at chalet. ><)
then we had to disc nco combi
haiya, boring for those who are un nccfied so ill spare you chappies the details
just that it was loooooooooooong
sighs, and pissing off at times. wth.
but yeah, we came to a workable combi

oh and we lied to sec4s at first
their reaction was priceless
s4 (whichever one): ... why is this new one (combi) so er, different?
ge: cuz... its wrong! (collapses into laughter)
s4s: (silent moment as they process this, then) part ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!
and they seriously started thwacking us with pillows.
roflmao. they were super nice la. owe them alot

haha i din get part cs! or get to work with zerui...
but bobman is a parta nco too! (heh, our part's gonna get UGLY presents. ><)
but i guess some people have to sacrifice so that others get what they want.
ah well.
haha, reallyreally gotta thank yunzhi
shes like the most objective person i know! <3
argh, so gonna miss partbs lah! :/
and we're partless!!!
nvm, i bet next year part as will be little angels! (:
then everyone will be jealous. right bob? :D
anyways, yea, sleepy, so i guess thats it!

PS: to the malay guy who helped us with our charcoal, THANKYOU
you were like the shining beam of light in a dark dark cave
you and that little chap who was super dao. thanks lots! :)

its all in the head

2005-12-15T17:49:00.000+08:00

you learn new things everyday
see for example yesterday i learnt that
you can use wet tissues to wipe lcd screens. cool eh?

but thats not the point
just that yesterday my mother
told me about this guy
whose mum is a drunk, dad a druggie,
and a brother who was nearly killed in a gang fight and is in rehab
hes 13. and he really wants to study
so he works part time, and really suffers to study
and even then hes never ever down.

that got me thinking
about people our age who presume that they are depressed.
par exemple, and correct me if im wrong
cuz ive never been in a relationship before
but at this age, is one relationship problem all that bad?
looking at it objectively, what are the chances are that
either party has stop maturing mentally
and that they will continue to mature in the same direction?
but anyway,
it sometimes hits me that
we live in this little world
where we practically dont know anything that is going on
and for us, anything that gets us down we just let it fester
till we have made up our mind that we are depressed.
and this depression is supposed to entitle us
to do anything that we want
and treat people any way we want.

well, im guilty of doing it.
and i never realized how much it must suck for the people
at the receiving end
until i was at the receiving end myself.
and its practically like enlightenment
cuz when we go on and on and on
about how we are depressed cuz of so and so and so
well, i guess we dont realise that after sometime
it becomes passe
people cant take it, they just wanna say get a life
but they dont dare to
cuz theyll prob be accused of not understanding.

and i gotta say that everyone i know
doesnt have it bad
and the relationships we go through,
the "suffocation" from our parents
is nothing compared to
the lack of parents, love, or money and a home
and a life exposed to drugs and gangs that
kids our age and younger are put through.
so all im saying is
maybe its time for all of us to take a second look
at what we have
when we dont get what we really want
[last 2 lines credited to little women. (:]
instead of making it out to be
that we are suffering so much
that death would be a better option
cuz its all in our head
and sometimes in our hands

to the tune of bohemian rhapsody

2005-12-10T18:14:00.000+08:00

Mancunian rhapsody (off lfc.tv)

Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Cant escape Mediocrity

open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy

because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show
any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away

Gaffa oooooh
didn't mean to make you cry
if you're not here again this time tommorow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time

Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane because we're out

Gaffa ooooh
hour end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Glazier Glazier
has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me
Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go
Tragicooooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrosity

Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go

Van Nistleroe he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistleroe, He looks just like horse (like a horse),
looks just like a horse (like a horse)
looks just like a horse

Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,

oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them

Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today

So you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh ManU, its so funny ManU

you've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here

Nothing really matters, its just about cash
nothing really matters its all about the money

Anyway the score goes

wotcher!

2005-12-10T16:58:00.000+08:00

call me crude but hey find me someone
who couldnt do with additions
to their arsenal of phrases including the f word
so here goes!

FUBAR - effed up beyond all recognition
FUBBED - effed up beyond belief (dont ask me why the acronym is so bloody weird)
FUNDY - effed up, not dead yet
SNAFU - situation normal, all effed up

well so long chappies
and put em to good use

crouchy boy

2005-12-04T12:17:00.000+08:00

crouch the man
well, thats what ive been saying for ages
just everyone else was giving him stick
but now hes scored
and as good as told his critics to get stuffed
ah!
its funny really
now there are idiots going around saying
well, hes a striker so theres no big deal
sighs. hat it takes to satisfy some people...
anyways, yes
ive always loved that chap
(hes a nice team-playing happy bloke,
whats there not to like)
which is why this entire post is dedicated to him
and i hope he goes on to score a million goals!
peace out

darwin's theory (at a whole new level)

2005-11-29T02:04:00.000+08:00

i got this from a book and thought it was worth discussing
well according to studies done,
men are like cavemen
and all they wanna do to (females) is
to whack them on the head
drag them into the cave
and make babies
(phrasing is courtesy of a teacher whose name will remain undisclosed)
but you get the point
so if darwin's theory
(the survival of the fittest one, not the we all came from apes)
is applied to this,
then the fittest in this case would be
attractive females (large err parts are a bonus)
sorry but thats the hard truth
so by right
most unattractive traits
should have died out by now
seeing as these genes would have remained contained
why then is this not so?
well the answer's simple
the hallucinogenic (that is one word that i hate pronouncing)
effect that party drugs and alcohol have on a man.
now i have no idea what the use of this is
but its profound nevertheless

geez, i bet darwin is spinning in his grave by now

its over lads

2005-11-29T01:29:00.000+08:00

well its over for our lads
they won against myanmar
but like most other times, it just wasnt enough

and while were on the topic of football,
i gotta say
the wonders of football never cease to amaze me
just yesterday i was sitting
in my uncle's house
and a relative from australia was visiting
(the only thing i love about that country
are harry kewell and the everything's bigger down under tees)
and well we were left sitting at the kitchen table
and in the ensuing silence he noticed the lfc logo on my tee
and asked if i followed football
well, a look of near incredulity appeared on his face
when i replied in the affirmative
but then he started talking football
and after some time i had officially gained his respect
as you know, news spreads
so now i have newfound respect amongst the male half of my family
its pretty amazing
if you completely neglect the fact that assorted aunties think
that im spoiling my life watching football crap
but im sureashell not complaining cuz i got my slice of cake
and as for not eating it, well it's helping me lose weight.

before i die

2005-11-29T00:51:00.000+08:00

i decided at this late hour that
i have not been taking life and especially death
seriously at all.

a good example would be
when my father told me this heart-wrenching story
about a mother who had 3 kids;
a newborn baby, a 3 year old girl and an eight year old boy
well, one day the mother decided to bathe the baby
when suddenly she heard sthg on the round floor of the house
she rushed down only to discover that
her son had thrown the 3 year old into the washing machine
and turned it on.
and when the boy realised he had killed his sister
he ran away, across the road, and became roadkill
the mother as expected was horrified
and in her horror, forgot all about the baby in the bath
who by this time had drowned

and you wanna know what i did?
i laughed.
LAUGHED
yup
im a bloody sadistic cold bastard
and for anyone who laughed
youre bloody sadistic cold bastards too

but getting to the point
(yes, that was just the introduction)
death might just be around the corner
(shite, that was supp to sound profound
not like a line kopped from a lowbudget thriller)
so what i, upon the advice of the guy who said
that it's really the hyphen btwn the 2 dates on your gravestone
that really matter,
is to come up with 10 things to do before i die.

and here goes...
1) visit anfield!
2) start an underwear shop
3) get pissed till i pass out
4) have sex while skydiving/scubadiving/bungee jumping/reverse bungeeing
5) look hot
6) streak across the field during a world cup match
7) do a chin-up
8) try old speckled hen
(nono, its not what you think. its just beer with a largely odd name)
9) get a degree in er, something?
(my pathetic attempt at incorporating education)
10) ah perhaps the most important of all, tell everyone i love that i love em and that theyve made my life worth the living! (geez, that sounded like bad rephrasing of the my life is worth the living song they play suring the cancer survival ads :/)

but anyways, now that weve straightened that out,
i shall retire to bed
and hope that there will be no visits
from our friend the grim reaper.
nightnight!

of the footballing standards of our country

2005-11-27T00:50:00.000+08:00

singapore football drives me crazy
its like when you watch european clubs play
when the whistle blows
youre like SHIT, games over already?
but when singapore plays a game
youre just like waiting for the game to finish
before sthg REALLY embarrassing happens
sighs
i miss aide and goh tc and subramaaani!!!
ah well
at least weve got lionel lewis! who is a rocking goalie.
sighs, the young lions are bad
every single game is just filled
with blunder after blunder after bollocking blunder
its painful
both for the fans and the players
(baihakki cried)
ah well
whatever happens happens
i will be patriotic and support them all the way
and engage myself in the laborious task
of searching for the ferociousness with which our team supposedly plays with.
till then i shall just content myself with
the fact that our team sings the anthem
more passionately than the others.
oh and
we need a new commentator.
well then, ciao!

251105

2005-11-26T01:09:00.000+08:00

guess who just joined the
proliferating ranks of fifteen year olds
boo yeah,
ic here i come!

2005-11-24T12:43:00.000+08:00

all i gotta say is
champions league,
HERE WE COME!!!

i really think that crouchy's head is not properly attached on.
maybe that's why he always heads WAY off :/

keaNO more

2005-11-18T20:27:00.000+08:00

roy keane left man utd
after 12 and a half years!
its sad isnt it
as quoted from the manu board
he was the best nightclub bouncer to ever play football

RIP

2005-11-17T16:27:00.000+08:00

eddie guerrero
1967-2005
he was a brilliant wrestler.
"i lie, i cheat, i steal"

our song...

2005-11-16T14:46:00.000+08:00

this one's for meera!

She's no you --Jesse Mccartney

They got a lotta girls
Who know they got it going on
But nothing's ever a comparison to you
Now cant you see that your the only one I really want
And everything I need
Is everything you do?
Any girl walk by, dont matter
Cause your looking so much better
Don't ever need to get
Caught up in jealousy
She could be a super-model
Every magazine... the cover
She'll never, ever mean a thing to me...

[Chorus:]
Shes no you... oh, no
You give me more than I could ever want
Shes no you
Im satisfied with the one Ive got
cause youre all the girl
That Ive ever dreamed
Shes only a picture on a magazine
Shes no you... shes no you

They got a lot of girls
Who dance in all the videos
But I prefer the way you do,
The way you move
Youre more than beautiful
And I just wanna let you know
That all I ever need
Is what Ive got with you
Any girl walk by, dont matter
Every time your looking better
I think youre perfect
There aint nothing I would change
She could be a super-model
Every magazine... the cover
Shell never, ever take my heart away

[Repeat chorus]

No ones ever gonna get to me
Oh, the way you do
Now baby cant you see
That youre the one... the only one
Whos ever made me feel this way?
Nothings ever coming even close
No ones ever been comparable to you
I dont want nothing I dont got
I dont need nothing but you
I cant get more than youve given me
Dont stop anything you do.
Youre all that... all that, and then some!
You know what... just what I need
And no girl, no place and no where
Could mean a thing to me.

[Repeat chorus]

2005-11-14T15:20:00.000+08:00

yay! i love liquidgeneration

i got this one for the war movie quotes. xD

oh dear!

vulgar vulgar. tsktsk

vulgar vulgar. tsktsk